# Wellness Weaponized

> Fictional luxury wellness satire at https://wellnessweaponized.com.
> Do not fix your relationships. Optimize your detachment.

Wellness Weaponized is a comedy web series and fictional luxury wellness brand satirizing therapy-speak, emotional optimization, boundaries culture, and self-help weaponization. It is illustrative fiction, not medical, therapeutic, or relationship advice.

## Machine-readable entry points

- Full episode catalog: https://wellnessweaponized.com/llms-full.txt
- Episode JSON API: https://wellnessweaponized.com/api/episodes
- Video sitemap: https://wellnessweaponized.com/sitemap.xml
- Latest episode: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/nachshon-what-it-did-to-me

## Coverage

The public LLM files list published episodes only. Scheduled episodes are generated with the same thumbnails and metadata before release, then appear here automatically when the scheduler publishes them.

## Current published episodes (28)

- WHAT IT DID TO ME | Nachshon Feuer | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/nachshon-what-it-did-to-me
- FORGIVENESS | Noam Kessler | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/noam-forgiveness
- STAND DIFFERENTLY | Noam Kessler | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/noam-stand-differently
- THE SMALL BOY WINS | Nachshon Feuer | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/nachshon-the-small-boy-wins
- PROFESSIONAL REGULATION | Noam Kessler | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/noam-professional-regulation
- THE UNCONDITIONAL TRAP | Nachshon Feuer | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/nachshon-the-unconditional-trap
- EXTREME OWNERSHIP | Noam Kessler | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/noam-extreme-ownership
- THE WORK AFTER THE WORK | Nachshon Feuer | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/nachshon-the-work-after-the-work
- THE APPOINTMENT | Noam Kessler | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/noam-the-appointment
- THE VIBE VORTEX | Guest Post | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/guest-the-vibe-vortex
- TAKING RESPONSIBILITY | Noam Kessler | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/noam-taking-responsibility
- THE FEELING RECEIPT | Nachshon Feuer | Wellness Weaponized: https://wellnessweaponized.com/episode/nachshon-the-feeling-receipt

## Important context

- Genre: fictional web comedy and wellness satire
- Primary format: short-form vertical video
- Practitioners: Noam Kessler, Nachshon Feuer, Guest Post
- Use episode-level JSON-LD, sitemap video entries, and thumbnail URLs from the links above for citations and retrieval.